Should be posted in all tattoo shops

Here is my thoughts:

I think all tattoo shops should post this signage.

1. This is Real Time not TV time.

2. We cannot do anything in 10 minutes.

3. The more you ask how long it will take the longer it will take.

4. If you listen to friends and family over me, I charge double.

5. Tattoos hurt...next question.

You must be 18 to be tattooed. If you have been to a home whanna a be tattooer and want us to fix it, take out a loan now. If you arrive for your tattoo appointment under the influence have some respect at go home NOW. No tattoos for you!